Scrambles Eggs

Dear Blogesphere,
I would like to sincerely apologize for my gross neglect of this communication medium and hereby resolve to change my ways. As my first effort in this new resolve, I have compiled a list of random thoughts/comments for your enjoyment (an obviously debatable term).
1. While it has been pointed out to me that my preoccupation with wallet organization is somewhat abnormal (although I would like to point out, it JUST makes sense!!) I am wondering if grocery/store clerks have ever stood on the other side of the counter. What is one supposed to do with a fist-full of bills, change and a receipt...plus bags to carry, etc. Please either give me more time to get my stuff put away and organized or hand me one thing at a time, with the bills facing the same way. Seriously.
2. Why do all people who choose to purchase/drive Lexus have such similar driving habits? And why...oh why...must they always drive in front of me?
3. Before the internet, did the American people actually dedicate several hours of their evening to watching/listening to the State of the Union address? Man, that must have been rough. Perhaps Al Gore has some statistics on this.
4. While the actual act of moving is truly horrible, realizing how much crap I own is actually a healthy exercise. Getting rid of crap and finally getting around to deep cleaning is great. (Photos of the new place will hopefully be posted soon.)
5. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.